The Fight, and Fate
Ryan O’Connell (via nessastooshort)
Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead
THE TAIL WAGGING ONE.
I have just overdosed on “cute”.
For such an “open minded” group of people, tumblr is the most unsafe place ever for people who have differing opinions. The number of people who have been bullied so badly they’ve had to delete is disgusting and pathetic. If by being open-minded you mean “let’s repeatedly preach tolerance but then have zero tolerance for people that we have deemed evil for ignorant and misinformed reasons” then yeah, this is a great place.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
BEST FRIENDS WHO ONLY SEE EACH OTHER ONCE A YEAR DUE TO LIVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BUT ARE STILL BEST FRIENDS AFTER NEARLY 15 YEARS ARE THE BEST KINDS OF BEST FRIENDS. (yeah, i’m looking at you sj)
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
finding nemo was not very good
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW
calm down satan
well that escalated quickly
there are two types of people
this is all the same person